Spider-Boy?

New York City, the city that never sleeps, the city where crime never rests. My name is Jordan Foster, and for the last 6 months, I've been the real-life Spider-Man, I think you know the rest. I got bitten by a radioactive spider, I wear a red & blue mask and suit, I heroically saved a bunch of people, I got hit by a drone and I neatly helped clean up the city. We all know Spider-Man, the amazing web-slinger who webs up criminals and stops villains from destroying the city. Well sorry to break the news to you, but he's made up. Stan Lee & Steve Ditko made that character up in August of 1962. But maybe they weren't wrong that he exists, because over 100 years later, I'm here. Yay!

Last month I stopped over twelve thousand crimes, do you know how many crimes the NYPD has stopped in that month? I'll answer that for you, less than a thousand. Useless. I truly think we don't need them anymore, anyways that's an argument for another day.

It's Saturday, which means today is just like every day, stand at the point of the Empire State Building and observe the city. BOOM! The top of Central Park is engulfed in a white shadowy smoke. I bravely swung towards the centre where it went off and started getting people to safety, I could barely see, it was like a firey blazing fog was invading my eyes. "Come here Spider-Boy!" said a voice in the distance. Bang! Everything went black, and I couldn't move or see anything...